Persistent hater degree. Someone who persistently hates on the next man for having something he don't possess.
Mike:Stay away from Ron. I heard he had a PHD.
Vinny: Yeah I know, Ron has always been a hater.
Winning a championship or a championship ring in professional sports.
Skip: K.D is the best basketball player in the world.
Steven: Wait a minute....Lebron is the best. K.D. hasn't gotten "The Chip" yet!
A comedic way to describe a small town.
Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."
Any drug that can be smoked.
Cop 1: Did you find anything in your vehicle search?
Cop 2: Yeah, found a couple rap crap cd's and a small bag of puff stuff.
A Sportsmatecian is a person with an extensive knowledge of sports, sports statistics, and sports history.
person 1: Who won the game last night between the Heat and the Lakers?
person 2: I don't know man. You should ask Bryant, he's a real sportsmatecian. He can tell you about the score, the stats, and all the highlights.
In basketball when you make a shot off the shot clock and it doesn't count or having a made shot called off because of not getting the shot off in time.
I thought I hit the game winning shot as time expired but I was clockblocked by the buzzer.
Roaches. Roaches eat any and everything left on the counter.
I gotta buy some raid to kill all these fuckin' counter cleaners.