Once up a time their was a painter named Picasso who cut off his ear. Then there was a girl who ate her foot (she had a firecrtoch), and picasoo+foot=Pafooso.
Pafooso attracts things like polka dots, Mexicans, LDFs, pie, small horses, ab lounges, Mexicans again, bad spellers, Mexicans AGAIN, and neighbors who play duck hunt and then work at Target and get pregnant.
"Hey Pafooso, how's your ab lounge? Oh, he's talking to your Mexican? Can I lick you then?"