7 definitions by cretard

Top Definition
To shit and fart at the same time. half shit half fart. A wet fart.
So yesterday I sharted in my pants, it was nasty.
#fart #shit #wet #flatus #water
作者 cretard 2008年9月10日
A persons hands
Keep your dick skinners off of my stuff woman.
#hands #palms #fingers #fingertips #nuckles
作者 cretard 2008年9月09日
The time proceeding partaking in a 4:20 ritual when enough time has passed to fully understand just how high you are.
"and then it hit me, I looked at the clock and saw it was 4:30, and I was really high."
##430 #4:30 #weed #4:20 #marijuana #430
作者 Cretard 2014年2月23日
Someones mouth
Stop talking shit girl, shut your cock pocket.
#mouth #oral #cavity #lips #gums
作者 cretard 2008年9月09日
someones butt
Man did you see the turd cutter on that girl?
#pooper #shitter #buttocks #butt #rear
作者 cretard 2008年9月09日
Someones mouth
Quiet woman, shut your cum dumpster.
#mouth #oral #cavity #face #teeth
作者 cretard 2008年9月09日
A crazy retard
Man, stop acting like a cretard.
#retard #crazy #retarded #stupid #dumb
作者 cretard 2008年9月09日
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