7 definitions by cretard

To shit and fart at the same time. half shit half fart. A wet fart.
So yesterday I sharted in my pants, it was nasty.
作者 cretard 2008年9月10日
A persons hands
Keep your dick skinners off of my stuff woman.
作者 cretard 2008年9月09日
The time proceeding partaking in a 4:20 ritual when enough time has passed to fully understand just how high you are.
"and then it hit me, I looked at the clock and saw it was 4:30, and I was really high."
作者 Cretard 2014年2月23日
Someones mouth
Stop talking shit girl, shut your cock pocket.
作者 cretard 2008年9月09日
someones butt
Man did you see the turd cutter on that girl?
作者 cretard 2008年9月09日
Someones mouth
Quiet woman, shut your cum dumpster.
作者 cretard 2008年9月09日
A crazy retard
Man, stop acting like a cretard.
作者 cretard 2008年9月09日

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