who is supposed to be a housewife and clean up all the time but doesn't. She just sleeps and eats all day long. Never cleaning. Never cooking. Never working.
Boy: Mom, did you wash my jeans while I was at school?
Mom: No, I didn't get around to it today.
Boy: Stop being such a couchwife and do some laundry!
A type of party similar to an orgy, involving no penetration. Only oral and some smooth H-J's.
I went to a sweet Knitting party with my grandmother!
The act of fervently or nonchalantly masturbating while on any video chat website
Man 1: Do you still look for hot girls on the Omegle video chat?
Man 2: Nah, not anymore. Too much chatsturbation
Man 1: Yeah, I just downloaded the latest version of Mozilla Firefox using Internet Explorer. Now I'm off to download Google Chrome!
Man 2: Wait.. what's wrong with Internet Explorer?
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