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5 definitions by gerydd

 
1.
A device used to stretch ones navel to a desired gauge, either for the purposes of being enjoyed as an alternative copulatory orifice OR for the creation of a pouch used to smuggle drugs, weapons, etc. into prisons, high schools, and airports. May also be used to refer to such a modified belly button.
some gay guy: "Ouch ouch!! Not so fast--you KNOW I have a small vuckle!"

other gay guy: "That's not the only thing that's small on you, sugar, are you even IN my vuckle?"
作者 Gerydd 2009年12月14日
 
2.
"I guess I'm about ready to close my eyes and spin the sheets"
作者 gerydd 2010年1月30日
 
3.
To have sex. Especially (though not necessarily) with someone else.
hey baby, how's about you put down that little vibrator so we can go take a spin in the sheets?
作者 gerydd 2010年1月30日
 
4.
The practice of stretching and deepening the navel, creating an artificial pouch (a vuckle) for purposes of storage, smuggling, and sexual gratification.
Often, artists licensed in pandoto have even stricter standards than states or cities, requiring at least one sexual partner to be present to verify correct omphalometrics.
作者 gerydd 2010年2月04日
 
5.
The field of study concerned with the theory and technique of measuring the umbilicus.

Used especially with regards to the body modification practice of pandoto, whereby the navel is stretched to create a vuckle. Omphalometrics is concerned with measuring the the volume of a vuckle and the distance between vuckle and cock with the general aim of matching two (or more) vuckers by ergonomic compatibility.
Brian and I get along great but are challenged when it comes to omphalometrics: we both have big cocks but he's new to pandoto and his vuckle's barely bigger than the average navel.
作者 gerydd 2010年2月03日