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7 definitions by ibman67

 
1.
intentionally degrading somebody.

got its name because of the stinging feeling one gets if somebody where to put salt on an open wound. the effects of "throwing salt" at a person are usually the same, but the stinging is on an emotional level.
Guy 1: "You guys are so weak. Yeah you won the game, but only because the other team blows."

Guy 2: "Man, why you always throwing salt?"
作者 ibman67 2008年7月25日
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2.
The skin on the inner side of your elbow.
The opposite of your weenis.
He may have a really crusty weenis, but at least his wagina is soft.
作者 ibman67 2008年11月10日
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3.
an understanding, but half-hearted consolation given to those experiencing difficult times in their lives. Is used when one wishes to express the feeling that there is no point in moping around anymore and that it is time to move on,but it still conveys the message that recipient's pain is understood.
Person A: "Why you looking so depressed dude?"

Person B: "My girl just broke up with me"

Person A: "Bummer times man. Guess it just wasn't meant to be."
作者 ibman67 2008年7月11日
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4.
unintentionally hurting oneself.
(see Plaxico Burress)
Man 1: John is such a clutz
Man 2: Seriously, he's always plaxing himself. Last I heard, he shot himself in the leg.
作者 ibman67 2008年12月01日
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5.
Devouring food at such a fast pace that others may think you are attempting to get some physical exercise by eating so rapidly.
Holy crap! Did you just see that tub of lard next to us french press that entire whopper meal before he even sat down?!
作者 ibman67 2008年10月06日
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6.
DTB
"Don't Text Back"
Added to the end of a text message when you don't want the other person to respond.
Usually used when one only has a certain number of text messages per month, and doesn't want to waste one by having somebody give an obvious response to the initial text.
Text Message: "Hey. The game you asked about starts at 7:15. DTB"
作者 ibman67 2008年9月07日
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7.
A girl who doesn't give blowjobs
That chick is such a feminist. She wouldn't even blow me a little before we banged.
作者 ibman67 2008年9月25日
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