The candy you get out of the vending machines at the mall for a quarter where you turn the crank and a handful of loose candy falls out. Its name is such because the candy comes out covered in invisible fecal particles that were left behind by the hundreds of cretons who handled it previously without washing their hands after dropping a deuce.
Whatever you do, don't eat the feces pieces from those vending machines.
The last two minutes of a tightly contested professional or college basketball game whereby teamsseemingly have an unlimited number of timeouts. With this rule, the final minutes of a game can take an eternity and force the viewer to sit through an unholy number of commercial breaks.
Girlfriend: How much time is left in that game you're watching?
Boyfriend: Only two minutes.
Girlfriend: Two minutes?! That's going to take forever with the unlimited timeout rule!