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3 definitions by laurosaur

 
1.
punishment doled out to friends and enemies alike for the crime of being a wuss or ignoramus. the stab-ee receives a stiff thumb jabbed into the ribcage while the stabber yells 'shiv!', pantomiming the act of brandishing a makeshift blade fashioned from a prisonhouse toothbrush.
you: "shiv!"
your wussy friend: "ow! my wussy ribs!"
作者 laurosaur 2005年3月23日
 
2.
Bloogle balls are a medical condition resulting from the frustration of attempting to google someone and getting either no dirt at all or a sea of results for a multitude of people with the same name as your googlee. Often results from an underestimation of the popularity of the name you are searching.
"Mmm, that Dan Roche at work is so foine. Let's google him."
"OK... dannnn roooocchhe... ?!?!? results one to ten of two million!?"
"Oh suck! Bloogle balls!"
作者 laurosaur 2005年10月31日
 
3.
The taco interlude is the period during a Taco Bell feast in which one ingests the obligatory plain taco that comes with the value meal before continuing with the other flashy menu items one has ordered. A taco interlude to a fast food eater is as a palate cleansing to a fine wine taster.
"Dude, did you tear through that crunch wrap supreme already? You are a machine."
"No no, my friend, it's still here. I'm just taking a taco interlude."
"Ah. You are wise in the ways of Taco Bell."
作者 laurosaur 2006年3月31日