26 definitions by maddy

the computer cheap people buy. it sucks, is slow and insanely complex. science mags say macs are better. seriously.
sally: my windows kept crashing on me last night while i was trying to make a movie and simultaneously download from itunes
bob: thats because windows suck for anything visual or audio. buy a mac. conform!
作者 maddy 2004年1月14日
A guy hu wears hats and lives in s/bridge. he likes eying up the local lamposts
I am N***** and i am a lampost wanka
作者 maddy 2004年10月05日
Piece of shit... god it's soooo sexy!
Worst (yet somehow the most awesome) car ever!
My mom went 100 in a Daewoo in Kansass City
作者 maddy 2004年10月19日
a term used by parents when dealing with over emotional teenagers, to be rid of once said teenagers are of age.
I cannot wait until Jamie grows up and finds somewhere else to fuck off to.
作者 maddy 2004年6月18日
somthing this retarded little blonde kid made up whose sitting right next to me as im typing saying "ay ay" like a damn canadian on crack
a frozen liquid or a fake me out versions of male genetalia
作者 Maddy 2003年6月14日
A piece of cloth that is taken far too seriously.

A false idol.
Teacther: Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaasssssssseeeeee stand up for the pledge...my son is in the military!
Me: Dude, its a piece of cloth...not your son... cill out.
作者 maddy 2005年3月25日
my answer to every question my teacher asks
Fat fuck misra:who started the revolution?
Me:Jesus on a stick
作者 Maddy 2003年6月14日

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