30 definitions by mike comanche

Top Definition
Someone who understands the TRUE definition of MARRIAGE (Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce).
BOB: So, do you ever think about getting married?

JOE: Hell no, I can't afford a divorce! Besides Jesus didn't get married, and He said there is no marriage in Heaven, so that's gotta tell you something! I'll be a bachelor FOREVER!
作者 Mike Comanche 2009年3月04日
To fight someone IN COURT.
I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!
作者 Mike Comanche 2009年3月04日
What women wear on their chest to help them remember things.
Man, Melissa sure has nice memory glands!
作者 Mike Comanche 2009年3月10日
When a woman pursuades a man to do her will by use of her pussy.
Cheryl-Marie pussuaded Jeff to let her borrow his Corvette for the weekend.
作者 Mike Comanche 2009年3月10日
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