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30 definitions by mike comanche

 
1.
Someone who understands the TRUE definition of MARRIAGE (Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce).
BOB: So, do you ever think about getting married?

JOE: Hell no, I can't afford a divorce! Besides Jesus didn't get married, and He said there is no marriage in Heaven, so that's gotta tell you something! I'll be a bachelor FOREVER!
作者 Mike Comanche 2009年3月04日
 
2.
A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off Welfare.
Octo-Mom is a welfare mom.
作者 Mike Comanche 2009年3月12日
 
3.
To fight someone IN COURT.
I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!
作者 Mike Comanche 2009年3月04日
 
4.
Fiancee.
BOB: Are you and Sheila getting married?

JOHN: Hell yeah, she's my future ex-wife Bro!
作者 Mike Comanche 2009年3月04日
 
5.
What women wear on their chest to help them remember things.
Man, Melissa sure has nice memory glands!
作者 Mike Comanche 2009年3月10日
 
6.
When a person looks at another person of the same sex in a lustful manner.
BOB: Did you see how Phil McCracken was looking at me?

JOE: No, I didn't notice. What do you mean?

BOB: Like he was giving me the gayze.
作者 Mike Comanche 2009年3月05日
 
7.
When a woman pursuades a man to do her will by use of her pussy.
Cheryl-Marie pussuaded Jeff to let her borrow his Corvette for the weekend.
作者 Mike Comanche 2009年3月10日