30 definitions by mike comanche

Top Definition
Someone who understands the TRUE definition of MARRIAGE (Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce).
BOB: So, do you ever think about getting married?

JOE: Hell no, I can't afford a divorce! Besides Jesus didn't get married, and He said there is no marriage in Heaven, so that's gotta tell you something! I'll be a bachelor FOREVER!
作者 Mike Comanche 2009年3月04日
A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off Welfare.
Octo-Mom is a welfare mom.
作者 Mike Comanche 2009年3月12日
To fight someone IN COURT.
I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!
作者 Mike Comanche 2009年3月04日
BOB: Are you and Sheila getting married?

JOHN: Hell yeah, she's my future ex-wife Bro!
作者 Mike Comanche 2009年3月04日
What women wear on their chest to help them remember things.
Man, Melissa sure has nice memory glands!
作者 Mike Comanche 2009年3月10日
A female who cums very quickly.
Once I get my tongue on Cris's clit, she cums right away -- what a minutemaid!
作者 Mike Comanche 2009年3月05日
When a person looks at another person of the same sex in a lustful manner.
BOB: Did you see how Phil McCracken was looking at me?

JOE: No, I didn't notice. What do you mean?

BOB: Like he was giving me the gayze.
作者 Mike Comanche 2009年3月05日



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