30 definitions by mike comanche

A female who cums very quickly.
Once I get my tongue on Cris's clit, she cums right away -- what a minutemaid!
作者 Mike Comanche 2009年3月05日
Non-drinker & non-smoker.
Jeff is a non-droker
作者 Mike Comanche 2009年3月10日
Oral sex that ends in orgasm without intercourse.
Sarah: I forgot to take my birth control.

Chris: We could do some home-made oral contraception.
作者 Mike Comanche 2009年3月10日
Fried or poached egg on a toasted onion bagel.
I'd rather have a Jew egg than an Egg McMuffin!
作者 Mike Comanche 2009年3月04日
When an ugly chick acts super slutty, but, still can't get anyone to fuck her.
Connie was being slutterly ridiculous at the bar last night.
作者 Mike Comanche 2009年3月10日
Porn that God watches.
CLARENCE: Mike, why do you watch porn?

MIKE: I only watch Godporn.

CLARENCE: What's Godporn?

MIKE: Porn that God watches.

CLARENCE: God doesn't watch porn!

MIKE: I thought you said, "God sees everything".

CLARENCE: Well, He does.

MIKE: Well, I just want to be like God.
作者 Mike Comanche 2009年3月12日
Extreme dislike of lesbians.
I'm lezbophobic. I HATE lesbians because they won't let me FUCK them. But, I LOVE bi chicks!
作者 Mike Comanche 2009年3月10日

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