13 definitions by mike blown

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this is beating up farmers in unusall ways.
for example laying out many rakes around a sleepin farmer and then watching him tryin to escape the situation when he wakes up.
or randomly kiddnapping a farmer and forcing red clothes on him and then tying to a rod and attatching that rod to a bull and watch the outcome of the outraged bull.
or trap a farmer in a chicken hut and shout at him until he lays an egg.
or maybe lock a farmer in a room full of unmilked cows just to see what would happen, if nuthing happens them throw in some monkeys who are trained to milk cows so that the milk can be squirted in the farmers direction, and watch him run around like a mad man.
or any thing ya like that involves a farmer :D
"lets go farmutt that farmer over there to see if he yells some crazy farm language at us" farmutting will be great
作者 mike blown 2008年1月20日
this disease involves the symptoms of yep you guessed it, screaming like the king of the jungle tarzan.
other symptoms iclude swinging from curtains and grooming your friends hair like a chimp.
can become contagious if you are encouraged to scream like tarzan and bang your chest with your fists.
oh no i got this feelin to bang my chest. i dont wanna get tarzanyosis
作者 mike blown 2008年1月20日
a person who is very specific in what they like.
i am a specifist as i am specific in what i do
作者 mike blown 2007年12月19日
erm well just a random word that can be used for anything. lets face it, say it enough times and you will smile :D
hahhhaha sploinket haha
作者 mike blown 2008年1月20日
a disease where you cannot help yourself but shout random things at passes by and then pretending that it wasnt you but infact your imaginery puppet which you believe helps you to be the best ventriloquist in the world.
another symptom of this disease is that you like to do rolie polies into big crowds and then shouting strike after you knocked someone down.
fortunately its not contagious
randomyosis is funny but we can not use people who have it for our own entertainment :(
作者 mike blown 2008年1月20日
insmocking is the confussion between insulting and mocking.it is insulting them as you take them piss out of them in a random histerical voice.
haha what an idiot. he dont realise hes insmocking
作者 mike blown 2008年1月18日
a bit like headbutting but instead it is the act of randomly running behind an angry mob and using your head to ram their asses.
lets go buttheading into that angry mob of bearded bald men
作者 mike blown 2008年1月14日

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