3 definitions by ndrndr

Top Definition
Twitter sex - like text sex but conducted on Twitter by direct message, or, for the particularly daring, public @ messages.
S and I were twexing all last night. I don't think my wife knows.
作者 ndrndr 2008年12月09日
The stuff you bring to the checkout counter so you aren't just buying a bottle of AstroGlide.
I ran out of lube but didn't need anything else, so I grabbed some toothpaste as lube disguise.
作者 ndrndr 2008年8月12日
masturbating
if you need me I'll be shocking the monkey to Lindsay Lohan playboy pics.
作者 ndrndr 2011年12月20日

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