Real men don't talk to each other if the option of communication via other means is available. DO NOT QUESTION IT.
Guy #1: Why are we texting each other even though you're right next to me?
Guy #2: Rule 637
Guy #1: lulz ok
When the word "more" just isn't enough, surpasses the epicness of "uber".
Random girl: "I'm offended"
Random asian: "You should be, that porn star's boobs are way moqe than yours."
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