97 definitions by p@$$ing thr.ugh

PWS
PWS: Pockets, Wallet, Shoes. It's the once over you give yourself when a drunk street magician comes up to you and offers to show you a card trick and at first you half expect him to screw up, drop the cards and barf on you, but then he proceeds to pull off a trick that both blows your mind AND has you questioning reality for the next 45 minutes. You do the PWS once-over, 'cause if he can do that, then what else is he capable of?
Wow, that was some trick. First, PWS: pockets, wallet shoes. Check. Now, for the important question: Why is it that I can't fry an egg with my mind?
作者 p@$$ing thr.ugh 2010年1月20日
A wallpaper tattoo is a tattoo of a pattern or print, like leopard print, fishnet, or paisely.
I'm scottish so I got a wallpaper tattoo of plaid around my thighs.
作者 p@$$ing thr.ugh 2010年1月15日
it's when the punker does or says something to make the punkee look foolish without the punkee realizing it, and nobody will ever find out. IT'S PERFECT!
Remember that time, I falsified information on urban dictionary, and the editors didn't pick up on it, THE SECRET PUNK-OFF!
作者 p@$$ing thr.ugh 2010年1月14日
a full legion of drunken elves
Person 1: If I didn't know better I'd think you put something in my drink, because I'm starting to believe, I'm zindy.
作者 p@$$ing thr.ugh 2010年1月13日
A syndrome commonly seen by prostitutes, whereby the John is unable to get arroused. If the prostitute is a high end well experience sex trade worker she will easily be able to isolate the psychological barriers preventing the John from attaining an errection and completing the service. However some prositutes may be forced into prostitution on the black market and are not experienced or highly intuitive and this may in some cases perpetuate little john syndrome indefinitely.
Anise experiences little john syndrome on a regular basis and soothes the John by feigning innocence to the johns issues at the john (aka crapper/pisser) and John's guilt and self-loathing for visiting her instead working and going home to his wife.

Lacuna experienced little john syndrome for the first time after Stanko brought her John into the motel room. When the John saw the disgust and fear in her eyes it served to perpetuate his little John syndrome.
作者 p@$$ing thr.ugh 2010年12月22日
the funniest colour ever!
I was staring at chartreuse and rotflmfao
作者 p@$$ing thr.ugh 2010年12月11日
a wonderful thing, lowers the possibility for yucky complications of accidental pregnancy while ensuring that birth control in all it's glowing toxicity is not necessary
I don't have to worry about accidentally knocking my girl up as a result of possibly mutual sterility.
作者 p@$$ing thr.ugh 2010年12月10日

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