Tonight at Hooter's Trivia, one of the questions was "Who averaged one patient every 3 weeks duringtheir lifetime?" We were stumped! Then she gave the answer, "Thomas Edison." The nerd at our table screamed, "PATENTS!!!!" The question was supped to be, "Who averaged 3 PATENTS every 3 weeks duringtheir lifetime?" Bitch can't read. LOLOCTOPUS.