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15 definitions by peter eaton

 
1.
(1) A person who is a clever speaker and/or writer and/or singer.

(2) Slang for pussy eater as it sounds like "cunnilingus".
If you can become a master of BOTH definitions of cunning linguist, women will throw themselves at you in order to sit on your face, and will gladly return the favor with some great oral and/or pole riding.
作者 Peter Eaton 2006年7月14日
 
2.
To jerk-off in public.
I saw Saddam Hussein pee wee herman in jail.
作者 Peter Eaton 2006年5月06日
 
3.
A person who thinks sex is funny.
Most of the people who submit U.D. defs are humorsexuals.
作者 Peter Eaton 2006年11月21日
 
4.
1.Unyielding religious beliefs.

2. A funny movie.
REWRITE THIS: Mypalpsychotherapistfreedmeofalldogma
作者 Peter Eaton 2006年12月27日
 
5.
A beard on a gay man.
Santa Claus sure has a nice Dick Bib. I'd love to shoot cum all over that!
作者 Peter Eaton 2006年8月15日
 
6.
1) Sheriff Matt Dillon was the main character in the old TV show "Gunsmoke", played by James Arnes.

2) The actor who played "Randy" in "One Night at McCool's".
1) James Arnes, who played "Sheriff Matt Dillon" was the brother of Peter Graves, who played "Mr.Phelps" in the old "MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE!" TV show.

2) Did the actor "Matt Dillon" get his name from the character "Matt Dillon"? I bet he did!
作者 Peter Eaton 2006年7月31日
 
7.
A request by a male to have a person perform some sort of sex act upon his penis, ie, handjob, blowjob, cuntfuck, buttfuck.
I asked Sandra to polish my sausage -- and she did -- 4 different ways!
作者 Peter Eaton 2006年7月07日