When one searches for a nice ass and instead catches an eyeful of a ugly womans thong.
Me: Man look at dat azz over there.
Friend: DUDE, wtf, I looked at the girl next to her and totally got wrong-thonged.
When pale gingers or close relatives walk around with too much mojo simply because of their skin or hair color.
Me: Yo man, what you think of that new kid Paul?
Frank: He wouldn't be such a douche if he turned his Casper Swag down a little.
Me: Def agree.
when one willingly waits in a everlasting line while listening to maracas in the background for a Qdoba burrito.
Jeff: Dude, screw this line, lets go to Mcdonalds.
Ryan: Nah man, stay with me you know I am a Qdobaholic.
Bros before Hoes
I'm always Bronunctual. I left her house to be Bronunctual.
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