74 definitions by sega31098

USA: A neutral term to refer to clumsiness. Unlike its UK counterpart, this has absolutely no negative connotations

UK: An incredibly derogatory term referring to people with cerebral palsy, in a similar way retarded is often used as an insult around the world.
Imagine a wobbly train acting crazy

USA:

American Student: "Man, that train is so spastic."
American Teacher: "Yeah. It probably needs some fixing."

UK:
British Student: "Wow! That train is spastic."
British Teacher: "Derogatory slurs in class? DETENTION!"
#derogatory #uk #usa #abelism #term
作者 sega31098 2014年11月11日
North America's 4th largest suburb, located east of Toronto, with a population of around 738,000.

Mississauga is a large suburb that is desperately trying to act like a city.
Hey look! Mississauga has a gigantic modern skyline! Look at that! Let's go there!

*Entering*

Wait, they're all residential skyscrapers! And all the traffic is going to Toronto!
#toronto #ontario #canada #suburb #residential
作者 sega31098 2011年12月13日
r&s
The cesspool of stupidity on Yahoo! Answers. Full of fundamentalists of all faiths (even non-faiths), taking two steps into this practically moderator-forsaken section will make your brain melt.
R&S is the /b/ of Yahoo! Answers.
#religion #spirituality #stupid #yahoo answers #y!a #morons #fundamentalists #idiots
作者 sega31098 2011年6月30日
The first year of the new millennium and the beginning of the 2000s.

Basically just the 1990s and the last good, stable year.
George Bush had no power yet, the Twin Towers were still standing, 2D graphics were still accepted, etc.
The Y2K problem was finally over and practically no computers crashed.
2000 is the year we thought that computers would crash but it didn't.
#2000s #1990s #1990 #1999 #y2k
作者 sega31098 2010年7月18日
Vienna, capital of Austria, in German.
Ich liebe Wien.
#vienna #austria #german #capital #city
作者 sega31098 2010年9月08日
Distrust of mankind.

What happens when a person feels betrayed after realizing that their personal concept of morality isn't compatible with mankind, yet continues to cling to it as if they were in denial. Basically, many have been living in a Disney-esque bubble all their lives, only to be thrown into the real world with real problems.
Misanthropes, people who subscribe to misanthropy, are frequently people who simply feel betrayed after realizing that their happy-sounding belief that is incompatible with humanity.
#morality #religion #evil #delusion #denial
作者 sega31098 2013年5月02日
Every year something tragic happens in the world of music, according to the populace.
Examples of what people say or potentially say to be the year music died:

1959-The plane carrying Buddy Holly, Lionel Richie and Big Bopper crashes killing all 3.
1977-Elvis Presley dies
1980-John Lennon is shot and killed.
1990-The end of the 1980s, which is a fondly remembered as a musically sound decade.
1994-Kurt Cobain is found dead, Justin Bieber is born
1995-Eazy E succumbs to AIDS
1996-Tupac Shakur is shot dead.
2000-Big Pun and DJ Screw die, Justin Bieber opens his mouth and starts singing for the first time
2001-Aaliyah's plane crashes
2009-Michael Jackson dies, Justin Bieber starts his career.
#year #music #the day music died #mtv #sucks
作者 sega31098 2011年7月13日
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