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5 definitions by smenjas

 
1.
Sending the wrong text to someone when engaging in multiple text based conversations (i.e. simultexting).
Oh shit! I just crosstexted my boss thinking it was my girlfriend.
作者 smenjas 2013年9月17日
 
2.
The most literal sense of the expression "hog heaven" is a filthy pig sty with plenty of fresh slop on which to feed. Thus the pigs would be just about as happy as they could be.

People extend this idea to other, perhaps less filthy, situations. I've often heard people say someone was in hog heaven for just about any serendipitous occurrence.
So he walks in and finds a bathtub full of whiskey. Man, he was in hog heaven!
作者 smenjas 2010年3月17日
 
3.
Simultaneously texting more than one person (in separate conversation threads).
I can't keep track of who's whom when I'm simultexting more than 3 people.
作者 smenjas 2013年9月17日
 
4.
Decicentrism is the tendency to believe that base ten number systems are superior to all others.
Your decicentricism gets my goat. I'm six feet tall and that's how I like it. You can take your meters and shove 'em.
作者 smenjas 2011年3月26日
 
5.
Initialism for "You're so missing out."
This barbecue is really happening! Shame you couldn't come. YSMO.
作者 smenjas 2013年10月04日