Someone who propogates sexist opinions through the medium of text messaging. Can be male or female.
Jane: I've just got another text from John
Jill: What does it say?
Jane: 'Who let you out of the kitchen?'
Jill: John is such a textist!
The act of creating a new folder in windows which you never use and never contains any documents.
Jim: Man why is your desktop so messy?
Jack: I seriously need to delete all these folderfarts.
To drynoodle: the act of eating a noodle-based instant snack meal without first adding boiling water. Likely causes of drynoodling are impatience, hunger and forgetfulness.
Bill: How was your meal?
Ted: Not good. I was in a rush so I had to drynoodle it.
Bill: You've got to quit drynoodling, it's going to kill you!
Ted: I know, have you got any water?
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