Me: do u have my copy of boondocks? Ryan: did u hear bout my story? jamal, he got arrested for possession. but it wasnt really his fault see these two black dudes set him up. they was like yo, come buy this shit n he was like aight why not. but then he was runnin from the cops n they shot him in the leg. n he lost like 2 pints of blood. they rushed him to the e.r. n he finnally recoverd but it took like 3 days. then in jail he got ass raped by some lil white dude.
Me: do u got my fuckin copy of boondocks?
Ryan: wha? o no.