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sms
SMS also S.M.S. (es-em-es) abbr.

1. noun. Short Message Service: a text messaging service on mobile phones.
2. verb. to send a text message over a mobile phone.
I spent my office hours SMSing everyone in my address book.
作者 cowinator 2003年9月30日
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SMS
Shit, Masturbate, Shower
Grant: Want to hang out later?
Robert: Nah i gotta SMS.
Grant: You're texting someone?
Robert: No man, Shit, Masturbate, Shower.
Grant: Ohhh so you're just gay
作者 really popular kid 2011年1月31日
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SMS
Sudden Messaging Syndrome. This debilitating disease begins shortly after receiving one's first moblie phone. The sufferer is completely unable to perform ordinary tasks or social activities. People with SMS typically can text very quickly, because they spend their whole day doing so. SMS can easily lead to becoming broke, since the phone bills SMS sufferers get can total into the thousands.
Greg: Why does Bob never go out anymore?
Tom: Aww, man! he's got SMS. :(
作者 ontheislandwhereyougo 2009年9月11日
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sms
shit myself
past tense: shat myself

when you get so excited you shit yourself
girl 1: omaygawd that guy is so hot
girl 2: i know right!
girl 1: i just totally shat myself
girl 2: haha omg hashtag sms
作者 legitthough 2013年11月09日
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SMS
Swap Meet Swag- when someone you know has no swag and cant get high quality Clothes and or Shoes
Yo your shoes raggedy and torn up you have that SMS
作者 @thtsquintedguy 2012年9月03日
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An acronim for Shit Head Syndome
s.m.s.

to hell with p.m.s. i got s.m.s saod his girlfriend.
作者 wackjobg 2010年1月08日
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SMS
An acronym for short message service, the thing that allows you to text on your phone.
Why would I waste breath with a stupid acronym like SMS when "text" is more concise?
作者 Whatnao 2011年9月29日
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