A 72 hour meth buzz followed by a $8 handski from an inattentive fuel lot hooker who lets it splooge in your eye
After a long day of Driving, Clay can really go for a handski. Hopefully he does not get an Angry Trucker pulled on him.
作者 kiesersozay 2011年1月19日
Can you define these popular missing words?
A sexual position where you put on a dime store trucker hat and you put an 18 wheeler air horn pull chain around your gal pal's neck. Put her in that certain position that always creates powerful queefs. Pump away until you are certain there is a powerful queef just waiting to get out. Now quickly pull out, pull on the air horn pull chain around her neck and yell, “Get the F@#$! out of my way you son of a bitch” in an angry trucker voice as she queefs loudly like your own personal trucker horn. For an added effect, do this in the back of a pickup going 60 MPH while your friend watches you go by from the side of the road at the precise moment so he hears the Angry Trucker with the Doppler effect. The Ladies find this sexual position very romantic. I think it was featured in the movie, The Notebook.
For my 10th year anniversary I wanted to do something very romantic for my wife. So I pulled an Angry Trucker on it. I think she fell in love all over again.
作者 kiesersozay 2011年1月24日
A situation where you smoke a pack a cigarettes while a cheap truck stop whore gives you an old school BJ in the back of your rig and then doesn't finish the job and instead takes your cash and runs.
Derek was really upset when the truck stop hooker pulled an Angry Trucker on him
作者 kiesersozay 2011年1月24日
This situation arises when one stakes out a truck stop looking for trucker who is negotiating to obtain services from a commercial sex worker. While the trucker is distracted, one sabotages a vital component of the truck required for ignition (such as cutting the battery cable with bolt cutters). While disabling the truck, one would continue to listen to the negotiation using any one of a wide variety of available listening devices. At the moment of monetary exchange, the saboteur reveals himself by pulling around the truck in a muscle car (preferably a 1978 trans-am with T tops for ease of entry, though any Camaro or Mustang type car will work) and shows a full tooth count, thus seducing the commercial sex worker to hop into the car and accepting fees for services in about half the amount settled upon by the truck driver. This uniformly irritates the trucker. A word of caution: do not attempt this in a prius as the saboteur may end up on the wrong side of the bargain.
In other news, the rash of angry trucker incidents in Green River continues with another case reported today...The incident today involved a trucker who remains anonymous; he said his money was stolen without services rendered, and he had to spend $89 on a new battery cable...
作者 potato gun marksman 2011年1月27日