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36.
Baldy I'd Like to Fuck
"Dude, Nick Thompson from Hit The Lights is such a BILF!"
"IKR!?! OMFG and what about Mat Love from Mercy Mercedes? NOMM!"
"Ahh, Matt's such a BILF too!"
作者 tFTW 2009年6月24日
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1.
Babysitter
I'd
Like to
Fuck
Damn, is that bilf of yours coming to watch you again. I'd like to have sexual intercourse with her!
作者 just another cracka 2003年7月09日
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2.
Possibly the most versatile word in any language. Though it sounds like "some b word I'd like to fuck," bilf actually refers to semen, but can be used much like fuck in that while someone can be bilfing, can bilf all over the place, can be full of bilf, and can be bilfed upon or into, they can also be referred to as a Bilf.
Damn hot mama, I'm gonna bilf in your bilf chalice.

Steve: So he stole all your shit?
Joe: Yeah.
Steve: What a bilf

You bilf nugget

you bilfing moron.

I'm gonna fill you with so much bilf you're going to get swimmers ear.
作者 esoterism 2009年10月28日
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3.
Baby I'd Like to Fuck
In the tv-show Family Guy the baby Stewie sees a beatiful baby girl and says: " O wait wait bilf, total bilf" .
作者 Respecta 2011年1月17日
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4.
A Family Guy joke made by Stewie. A play on the phrase MILF. Stands for Baby I'd Like to Fuck
Stewie: OMG what a BILF
作者 Mardy M 2011年1月16日
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5.
"baby I'd like to f*ck" as said by Stewie on family guy....it's only cool for him to say it...if you say it then you're just a pedo
Stewie: Oooh ooh bilf! She's a total bilf!
作者 squishy-tishy 2011年1月16日
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Baby I'd like to Fuck

Made famous by Stewie Griffin on Family Guy
Oh BILF, check out that BILF
作者 FG Fan 2011年1月16日
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7.
Beard I'd Like to Fondle
Lea ~ "Holy shitkebabs; see that beautiful bloke over there with a massive beard?"

Victoria ~ "Yeah, what a BILF, let's go fondle it!"
作者 BILFuk 2014年2月05日
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