A dwarfish man who can find the most important minerals and the best girls
Guy#1 Did you see that bruce
作者 tinos 2012年7月02日
Soft spoken creep who often sneaks out hunting for ladies at night. His attempts almost always fail because of his gross aura. He has the flirtatious capacity of a snail and his words are pure slime that gently caresses and sickens his victims.
Oh no, there comes bruce...everyone run
作者 penguinsquizzle 2015年1月25日
This is a game created in 2008 by:

Grant I'Anson

Daniel Adams

Caroline Lewis

TO WIN BRUCE YOU MUST BRUCE OTHER BRUCE PLAYERS FIRST.
The idea of Bruce is to knock all other players out before they knock you out. You can do this by either text message, e-mail, phone call or in person. The winner of bruce will either say or write or in someway convey the name Bruce before the they do on the first given day of any month.
作者 Bruce2008 2011年6月29日
bruce; a very attractive man. don't be fooled by his good looks though he is probably one of the most stubborn people you will ever meet. he worries more about himself than others and is always getting his way.
that guy is so stubborn.
no i think you mean that guy is so bruce.
作者 crazy cupcake eater 2011年4月27日
Bruce is a great friend of Willy The Bank Robber. He loves imparting wisdom to others at length and is an enthusiastic leader of the unit. Merv Singer is his ultimate idol. One of his many passions is cycling to and from work...and AORTIC
Bruce would cycle to and from Fort Knox to rescue his kidnapped wombat...

Where's the money? Where's Willy going? What does Willy want to know?

Nurse: Bruce, should I give this patient Penicillin?
Bruce: No. All antibiotics are a useless waste of time....
作者 sweet as chocolate 2011年6月17日
to Bruce: The ability to clock up 40hrs of Skyrim during launch weekend. All while having already clocked up 40+hrs in dead island and 46hrs in Battlefield 3.
(Crud): Skyrim, is an amazing game!
(Vorn): Yeah it is, I wish I didn't have responsibilities....
(Crud): Yeah, you would Bruce the sh1t out of that game!
作者 cPsYcRoW 2011年11月15日
A big old poop. Another word for the stools you drop in the toilet every freakin' day.
Just gonna go see Bruce in the bathroom.
作者 BigBruce2PC 2011年5月05日

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