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1.(noun)Most commonly used to describe an unbearably slow internet connection, particularly a 56k or dial-up, but also can be used when the internet is lagging during video-game play.

2.(noun)What you call the internet after it betrays you by allowing someone to upload a virus to your computer.
(1.)Jon: Why is my MLG(Major League Gaming) video taking so long to download?
Alex: My guess is that its your Bullshiternet connection, you really need to upgrade.

(2.)Jon:Dude what happened? I thought you had that no-scope. It went right through his dome piece.
Alex: It's my damn Bullshiternet provider, it's been slow all damn day.
作者 thePsychoAssassin 2009年11月20日

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