Top Definition
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
“Dunno, CRAFT.”
作者 AKACroatalin 2016年1月10日
(verb) To play Starcraft, a real-time strategy computer game created by Blizzard.
"Hey man, want to craft tonight?"

"Yeah, I need to work on my micro."
#starcraft #blizzard #computer games #real-time strategy #real time strategy #rts
作者 DgDeBx 2012年1月29日
An April Fools joke made by youtubers, DanIsNotOnFire (Dan Howell) and AmazingPhil (Phil Lester.) It consisted of them making a YouTube channel with one video about arts and crafts.
Don't cry, craft.
#dan howell #phil lester #dan and phil #crafting #craft
作者 juliaock 2015年9月08日
acronym:
Can't
Remember
A
Fucking
Thing

symptoms may include: Questioning ones existance, loss of words, loss of items, repeating previous statements, loss of money, the inability to formulate sentences, repeating previous statements, loss of pants and repeating previous statements.
School: "I did horrible on that test because I had CRAFT."

Work: "I have CRAFT today, please remind me when the deadline is."

Everyday: "She can't remember my name, she must have a permenant case of CRAFT"

School: "
作者 Ciiberus 2003年12月01日
C.R.A.F.T meaning:

Can't Remember A Fucking Thing.

Used when you have that moment when you keep forgetting things people have said to you.
Aaah for Fuck sake I keep having a C.R.A.F.T moment.
#c.r.a.f.t #memory #forgetting #moments #aaah
作者 The-Twitching-Peanut 2006年1月09日
v. to steal, in an underhanded way, usually from a friend/acquaintance.
That bitch just left and crafted my lighter.
作者 Ashley St. Claire 2003年3月14日
C-ant
R-emember
A
F-ucking
T-hing
"Had way too much to drink last night, woke up completely CRAFTed"

"Am in a state of CRAFT"
#drunk #comatose #blacked out #hungover #spaced out #blank #amnesia
作者 mrmackey 2010年5月06日
免费每日邮件

输入你的邮箱地址,每天早晨收到免费的“每日城市之词”

邮件由 daily@urbandictionary.com 发出。我们决不会发送垃圾邮件。

×