查找任意词语,比如 lemonparty
 
1.
a machine for downloading porn
"oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"
作者 Anonymous 2003年2月22日
 
2.
What you are on now
You are on the computer now
作者 Charlie Mulligan 2004年3月05日
 
3.
The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.
The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.
作者 Mystery Man 2003年1月28日
 
4.
If you're looking up this word, kill yourself.
To use the internet, one must have at least a vague idea of what a computer is.
作者 ddt 2004年11月21日
 
5.
a very, very expensive punching bag
Work with me! *Crack* stupid computer! Gonna punch the life out of you!
作者 gusto5 2004年5月29日
 
6.
A tool that is supposed to save time but intead wastes time.
1. Viruses
2. Bugs
3. Crashes
4. Spyware
5. Urbandictionary.com :)
作者 Why do I keep coming here? 2003年9月24日
 
7.
The most boring and frustrating thing in the world-however, I keep coming back.
the computer isnt playing my cd! piece of shit! Oh there we go-computer i love you!