A Creeper is a person who is, in the simplest sense, just plain creepy. You see them scattered around everywhere. People with lazy eyes mumbling about cutting off the head of Ricky Martin (who is actually a werewolf, totally true), or really fat guys with glasses who breathe loudly because they lost their breath eating their third lunch (which is actually pretty exhausting if you weigh as much as a smart car).

__IMPORTANT__
-If a person you know is a creeper says or mentions anything positive about another person, that person is probably a creeper as well. Creepers feed off each other.

-If you are ever cornered by a creeper and have to initiate something that is passable as a conversation, be sure to nod a lot, ask open ended questions ( really?, No way?, You gotta be kidding me?), and look for your way out.

-If you see your friend getting "Creeped" on make sure to give them a hand.
Victim - Woah man, that guy in wizard costume with the tophat jsut tried to tell me about his friends' moms' cousin's squirrel farm.

Bystander - Wow sounds like a mega Creeper. How did you make it out of there?

Victim - My friend saw i was getting "creeped" into a coma so he came up yelling that my car was on fire and being stolen, and we ran away.

Bystander - Thank God.
作者 JConvery 2010年5月11日
Someone who does things out of the social norm.
Himmad is not a creeper, because he does not stare at people all the time.
作者 squishyyeahh 2010年4月29日
Someone who does creepy things,Thinks creepy thing,Wears weird things.Someone who just creeps you out!
The guy at 7 11 is such a creeper!
作者 Blueberry12 2010年1月26日
Someone who creeps
"I was was walking to school one day, and this creeper was totally following me"

"I woke up, and my sister was just standing there staring at me. She can be such a creeper sometimes.
作者 rhutch23 2009年11月01日
Someone who Follows someone around, and/or calls them if they see or think they see them, may be involved in other activies as the person being creeped on such as School clubs, athletics, summer camp. Person may text/call person for no apparent reason.
creeper "hey i see you in town"
Person #1 "uh.. i'm at home.."
Creeper "oh, must not be you"
作者 internetman. 2009年5月01日
1. One who is "creepy", or does "creepy" things, such as follow you closely, stare, breathe loudly, and watch your every move.
2. Someone, usually a friend, who continually pokes their head into the frame just as you are taking a half-decent picture. How obnoxious.
3. Hugh Hefner is to hot women as creepers are to you.
1. That guy has been staring at you every time you've gotten on the bus... he's such a creeper!
2. Dude! You're in EVERY picture.... you're such a creeper!
作者 Aleta's Phantom 2009年2月21日
creeper- a person who likes to stalk,ask for noodz,has a unibrow, or is just plain disgusting/creeper. (other wise known as tyler mackechnie.)
1.tyler you're a damn creeper.
2.WTF GOD DAMN CREEPERS!
作者 S4MM!3 2008年10月07日

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