CREEPER #1

A CREEPER is Basically ANYONE, Male or Female, With A Creepy Presence or Behavior (see Creeper #2 & #3).

Creepers Can Give Off a Molester/Rapist, Sex-Fiend, Lurker Vibe.

Many Times, Creepers Are Sociopathic (they Socially Prey on People) & have Fake Charming Voices (see Worm Tongue).

The Male Creepers, Many Times, Sport Sparse Goatees or Beards & Usually Wear Sunglasses & are Sometimes Physically Fit, so that they can Rape More Often.

Many Female Creepers Can Be TATTOOED & Sometimes are “Betty Page” Look Alikes & Wannabees that have Leopard Skin Clothing Fetishes. Sometimes, they are plain looking housewives.

Creepers are Always Looking to Get Laid.

Some Common Examples of Creepers (See More Detailed List on Urban Dictionary)
1. Guys or Women who “Come On” to Your Wife/Husband or Girlfriend/Boyfriend at Church.
2. All Adults who Try to HAVE SEX WITH Teenagers by Acting Cool through the Use of Drugs, Materialism, Music or Literature. This includes Most College Professors, Many High School Teachers, Some Step-Fathers & Recreational Church Leaders.
3. Men Who Have Mail-Order/Trophy Wives Half their Age out of Eastern Europe & China.
4. Married Men Who “Come On” to You while They are Dropping Off Their Children to School, Day Care, Church or the YMCA. (See More Detailed List on Urban Dictionary).
That Little Guy with the Goatee Beard & Dark Sun Glasses Who Keeps Trying to Have Sex With My Mother is One Little CREEPER.
作者 Tina from the BGCA 2014年8月27日
Exploding thin green thing that kills you. They are everywhere.
Player: :D
*BOOM*
You Died!
Player: Aw man, I got blasted by a creeper again!
Player 2: U R NOOB
Player: D:
作者 IisFilipino54321 2012年7月13日
A mob in Minecraft that sneaks up behind you and explodes after making a "ssssSSSSs" sound. Minecraft is a game created by Notch.
You just find diamonds...

"ssssssSSsss"

you turn around

"OH SHI-"

creeper explodes
作者 MineCraftFan100235 2012年3月23日
A phallus-shaped, green, and rather unhappy monster in Markus Persson's most popular game, Minecraft. They are renowned for sneaking up on players and exploding, killing the player and sometimes destroying something a player has built. They are hard to notice until it's too late, since Creepers don't make any sound when they're walking. When they fet close to a player, however, they hiss and explode. Like other monsters in the game, they can't spawn unless it's in a dark enough area, like in a cave, or at night. Many players will rage-quit after being killed by one and will not play Minecraft again for weeks on end.
Player is killed by a Creeper.
"Fuck! I didn't even hear the thing! Screw this game!"
作者 a-zenith 2011年8月26日
A large green figure found in Minecraft that if it comes close to you it will sizzle and then proceed to blow up usually causing property damage and emotional distress.
"Thatssssss a very nicccccce everything you got there! SSSSsssssSSSS" said the creeper.
作者 Minecrafter66 2011年4月10日
Toby McDonough
Toby McDonough stalks his timeline on twitter like a creeper
作者 BYEperfection 2014年9月08日
1. A hostile self-destructing mob in the video game Minecraft.

2. Apparently a word that replaced "stalker" overnight around the turn of the decade, with a possible connection to the above's rise to popularity.

3. One of THE dumbest excuses for a movie/TV monster ever. Wears an ugly brown suit, and a mask with a face that looks like the male equivalent of a witch--green, crooked, etc. Occasionally, it can get even dumber when it's portrayed as an ACTUAL MONSTER, not some scrub-in-a-suit.
creeper: "SSSSSSSSSSSS" *explodes*
Steve: "AH! Oh, fuck you! I spent all friggin' day punching down trees just to BUILD that stupid cabin! Goddammit..."

ZOMG That guy John from school always likes your posts! CREEEPERRR!

Creeper: "GRRAAARGH!!"
*Velma pulls off the mask*
Scrub-in-a-suit: "AND I WOULD'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO, IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS, AND YOUR STUPID DOG TOO!"
Shaggy: "Like, ZOINKS, Velma! I never would have guessed--because REAL monsters totally wear brown two-piece suits in order to look their best when terrorizing youth, right?"
作者 FinWail 2014年3月05日

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