When your girlfriend gives you head, wait a few minutes, pull out abruptly, cum in her hair, then break up with her.
"Why's your hair so unkempt today, Suzy?"

"My ex gave me a dishonorable discharge yesterday..."

"Man, I hate my girlfriend; tonight when she gives me head, I'll be giving her a Dishonorable discharge"
#sex #sex position #dishonerable discharge #blow job #bj #head
作者 ImTravisAndWhatisThis 2013年4月26日
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(n) The dishonorable discharge came into popularity during the Vietnam War when sailors found that the local prostitutes loved having men fart into their mouths. They combined this sex act with the embarrassment of being kicked out of the Navy to coin the term.
Dude, that bitch was so freaky, she let me give her a dishonorable discharge!
#fart #mouth #gas #ass #shit
作者 The Sandwich Maker 2010年4月06日
Stinky, runny diarrhea.
#1: Oh no, I'm shitting liquid. This is dishonorable discharge.
#poop #feces #hersey squirts #plop #meteor showers
作者 Flying Meteor Man 2012年4月03日
Holding down your girlfriend's head when you come during a blowjob, then farting in her face and breaking up with her. She will be disgusted, that's the best part.
My girl ruined Super Bowl Sunday, so I had no choice but to give her a dishonorable discharge.
#break-up #fart #come #girlfriend #revenge
作者 brownbagspecial 2009年1月27日
1.) Dishonorable Discharge refers to the act of climaxing inside your partner during unprotected sex after promising to pull out ahead of time.

2.) The act of ejaculation, whether self stimulated or otherwise, for which the primary mental stimulation is of someone forbidden; eg. Ex-Girlfriend, Girlfriend's sister, Your sister, Your Mom.
So I was really planning to pull out but lost focus... dishonorable discharge.
#climax #dishonorable #discharge #dishonarable discharge #sex
作者 IrishChaldog 2010年6月13日
A load blown while doing something that shames even the ejaculator.
I was watching 2girls1cup5midgets3donkeysand1Republican the other day and ended up roughing up the suspect to it. Total dishonorable discharge.
#wad #load #cum #spunk #baby batter
作者 ClassySOB 2011年4月21日
Premature ejaculation that ends up in your underwear prior to having sex, otherwise known as the sauce...

example..

Sally saw the dishonorable discharge stain in my underwear prior to penetration..
#sauce #bad juice #load #ejaculate #semen
作者 pmac0967 2009年4月09日
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