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(Dun-kull) (Noun)
A person of low intelligence, extreme annoying tendencies, and a severe lack of talent; completely oblivious to their faults.
"Phillip, you completed your exam upside down, I'm afraid I'm going to have to fail you on account of being a dunkel," said Mr. Steinberg

"Dude, when I told you to get us a pizza, I didn't mean to go out and buy a freakin' Lunchable. You're a total dunkel!"

You're such a dunkel that before you were born, you're mom asked if you were going to be a boy or a girl, and the doctor replied, "neither, you're giving birth to a healthy baby dunkel."
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Verb: The act of voluntarily shitting and cumming at the same time.

Noun: The mixture of shit and semen as a result of dunkeling.
Verb: "Lisa's such a slut. I hear she dunkels on the first date."

"That girl is so hot I'm afraid I might just dunkel in my pants!"

Noun: "I wouldn't mind cleaning up the VIP room if it wasn't covered in dunkel."

"There was so much dunkel it smelled like the bathroom in a freshman guys' dorm. "
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