Top Definition
The belif the whole world is sentered around one's testicles. similar to Egotistical except refering to the testicles.
John is such and egotesticle, he alsways talks about how all the girls love his balls
#egotisticle #testicle #selfcentered #modist #egotesticl #balls #nuts
作者 casey99 2007年1月21日
1. When an ego metastasizes and move into a testicle. Usually, the normal testicle recesses to feed the larger growth. Frequently it results in a bicycle race through France, 7 of them.
Dude that guy has only one testicle!
Yeah bit its f-en huge!
His egotesticle helps keep his center of gravity low.
#lance armstrong #testicular cancer #livestrong #bracelets #overachievers #testicles #egotistical #history paper #hikari
作者 Uni-baller 2010年4月25日
adjective:

1. pertaining to or characterized by egotesticlism

2. given to talking about oneself from the perspective of one's testicles

3. indifferent to the well-being of others testicles

Usage:
used primarily as an insult to someone's attitude or personality
“Man, I swear you are so egotesticle sometimes, all you think about... rather with, are your egotesticles.”
#egotestic #egotesticleism #egotestics #egotesticles #egotesticle #nonegotesticle
作者 raindropper 2013年2月08日
Gender oriented egotism.
He is such an egotesticle dolt!
#ego #egotistical #conceited #male #man
作者 Angela2BPecked 2011年8月30日
Being comfortable with the size of your genitalia
John: Aren't you worried about her judging you? She's been with a lot of black guys...
Lucas: Nah man, I'm pretty egotesticle
#penis #genitalia #testicle #breasts #ego
作者 brotoriousbig 2011年5月15日
When guys are especially cocky about their junk.
Steve: dude! I'm HUGE!
Bob: Quit being so egotesticle!
#junk #ego #egotistical #guy #exaggerate
作者 Dr Lina P 2009年9月13日
Term for a high profile, overly confident male (i.e. a politician) who believes he can lie about extramarital affairs.
That candidate is so egotesticle he thinks we'll actually believe he was hiking the Appalachian Trail last weekend.
#egoist #egotistic #humble #truthful #liar
作者 ms. wordiness 2012年5月24日
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