An ideology defined by the following equation: F = (A + B) - C. Feminism equals Avarice plus Bigotry minus Conscience. Its most recent incarnation is characterized by supremacist whining, a form of double-think that would have made Orwell retch. Men are constantly reminded by feminists that women are taking the majority of jobs, starting more businesses than men, and generally acquiring more and more wealth at the expense of men. At the same time, feminists complain continuously about women's economic "oppression," (as though men have never been oppressed by impossible child support payments or unconscionable alimoney awards), the phoney "wage-gap" and the need for greater "equalization" (i.e. further plundering of men's earnings) in the economic sphere. Thus feminism gleefully predicts that men will become utterly disempowered while blithely demanding that they continue to subsidize the process. While perpetrating this nonsense, feminism still finds time to demand any prerogatives it deems fit to invent, squabble childishly about toilet seats AND AT THE SAME TIME complain about men's reluctance to commit to marriage (which, of course, is itself condemned as a misogynistic institution whenever it is expedient to do so). These are examples of the intellectual elasticity that allows feminism to present itself as correct on any issue, regardless of the facts or the eventual outcome. This, in turn, guides us to feminism's core philosophy: "Our say-so makes it so; if our pronouncements contradict each other, you males are required to believe both but only to the extent that they run counter to your interests and in favor of our convenience. This rule is absolute until it yields an outcome we don't like. Then we will pretend - and you are required to believe - that it never existed. Oh, and you are evil and sexist if you point to any flaw in this philosophy, even after we've abandoned or changed it. But you are a patronizing bastard if you fail to give our point-of-view your full critical consideration ... just as long as you don't disagree with it ... or agree with it for the wrong reasons ... and we will from time-to-time declare what the right and wrong reasons are ... and then change them to suit ourselves."
Feminism is nothing more than the politics of convenience.
作者 Chuck Yerlaw 2007年5月15日
a really bad idea. It was created as a way for women to be EQUAL to men but instead it was used as a means to create sexism against males. not very equal if u think about it
All those silly feminists do is bitch and moan! go live in the castro district with all the other freaks and practice your feminism.
作者 Some_Dude 2006年11月13日
Complete utter bollocks
I support feminism, i.e a man hating dyke!
作者 Nate` 2006年8月03日
Males, see: penis envy

Females, see: batshit insane
She says she's a supporter of "real" feminism, but we all know better.
作者 Lokito 2007年11月03日
Females who claim that anything sexist against women is harassment, meanwhile they can be sexist every moment of every day.
Feminist: "Men are lazy, useless, gross, sexist pigs."
Man: "Uhhh, isn't that a bit sexist?"
Feminist: "SEE? YOU SEXIST! Go dig yourself into a sexist cult of douchbaggery. RESPECT FEMINISM!"
作者 Spymethyl Crabide 2010年6月12日
That untenable ideology propogating the somewhat novel untruth that feminists are women.
Feminism is an ideological hiding place for creatures who appear to have been born of a union between a sasquatch and Janet Reno.
作者 Etymoligizer 2007年9月21日
What women who can't get laid turn to when lesbians don't want to be around them, either.
Feminism - why just bitch to your friends when you can pretend to be oppressed and annoy everyone?
作者 amfx22000 2009年1月07日

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