noun, misnomer: A national family oriented celebration beginning on New Year's Eve (Last night of the old year.) and ending by 12:30 am New Year's Day (First morning of the new year.), in cities and towns across the US. Created by social conservatives as a drug free, alcohol free and sex free alternative to human pleasure.
normal person: Excuse me sir, can you assist me?

First Nighter: Certainly. What do you need?

normal person: I need five hits of ecstasy, two Asian hookers, and a bottle of Champagne.

First Nighter: This is a family event. Check your liberal coat at the door.

normal person: I apologize for interrupting your NAMBLA rally. My bad.
作者 Cunty Fresh Fanatic 2010年11月22日

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