Friendz don't let friendz drive fords!

i'd rather push a chevy than drive a ford
-Ew u got urself a ford?! you can't drive that give me the keys!
-no u just want to drive it
-i am your friend and i hate to do this but i am going to have to beat u up steal the keys and throw them down the sewers

1 hr later the ford explodes
(LoL)
-thx man u saved my life
-hey, thats wut friendz are 4!
作者 coca 2003年10月30日
Ford
(Ford)
A type of shitty American car. Also a very good name for a badass. When there are multiple Ford's in one room (which does not happen too often, mind you) they nickname each other with Ford model names like Mustang or Taurus. Women normally lust after Fords for their boyish charms and long hair.
"Ohmahgawd, there's Ford. I want him."
"That's guy's such a ford! We should call him Mustang."
"Ford is awesome at video games AND partying."
"I wish I was a Ford."
#badass #american #fjord #norse god #ford name
作者 Gduv 2009年8月17日
A friend of Arthur Dent.
Do you know where your towell is?
作者 daDebil 2004年4月21日
company that manipulates people into thinking the're the most prefered trucks on the road.
ford out sells chevys by about ten percent. so lets say these are last years sales figures x 1000

ford: 110
chevy: 100

oh, well i guess they DO out sell chevy....
...but wait!! arn't chevys and GMCs the same thing? Oh, yeah that's right.
here's their figures.

GMC: 60

okay, so mixed with chevy that's

Chevy + GMC: 160
Ford: 110

oh, darn, well it looks like General Motors outsells Ford by almost 50%. Sorry ford.
#ford #gmc #chevy #chevrolet #truck
作者 2fit661ca 2009年2月18日
All-American Automobile company which headlined the first shoulder-strap seatbelt after people became sick of being sliced in half in an accident. Became to invent alternating cylinders which keep car from seizing and creating extreme damages. Brought you the world most sold car and first affordable streamlined car, the Taurus. Building world compatible autos with Japanese car manufacturers such as Honda and Nissan. Ford continues to deny Toyota's business after the conflict with the Camry in 2004 where Toyota used ford's copyrighted Alternating Cylinder System which Toyota lost in a lawsuit in 2005 where now all Toyota's are lacking in this Viable invention. Also the ford escape hybrid trumps Toyota's attempt to follow the first SUV hybrid with a dismal 25/31 EPA mileage while ford's escape hybrid goes at an easy 32/40 mileage. No longer can Toyota hold the most fuel-efficient truck award due to their 5.7 liter gas guzzler Tundra.

Ford Motor Company or FoMoCo

Driving American innovation
Toyotasecrets.com

250,000 miles or more average on ford models (Edmunds)

Taurus car of the year 1989

"Doesn't need to replace as many parts as toyota in a scheduled service" MSN AUTOS

"Rusts 4 to 5 years later than anyother automaker in the world" Consumer Reports

#toyota sucks #great #car #american #innovation
作者 Mitchell J. 2007年4月12日
Failed On Race Day
Found On Road Side Dead
On South Park Kenny Dies all the time cause he's parents drive a ford!!!!

best car ever '69 Camero SS with a 572 under the hood.good night mustang
作者 Chevy Man 2004年1月05日
A piece of shit car company.. I mean seriously The mustang (Except The Salene Mustang and the Mustang Cobra) Blows too slow to heavy.. The ford Exploder just blows ass.. GET A FUCKIN HONDA!!!
Hi my ford just exploded for no reason at all can I ride in your honda? Sure
作者 Tromboner 2004 2003年8月16日
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