Quite possibly the worst vehicle manufacturer ever to hit the market. Consequences of buying one of these vehicles include: Faggotry, driveshaft problems, raccoons in your basement, electrical failures, obamacare, bad gas mileage, immigrants, 9/11, cheap interior plastics, cracked engine blocks, racism, Nazism, niggers, moldy cheese, bukkake on your mom's laptop, life in the suburbs, life in prison, watts riots, short powertrain warranty, cracked dash, oil spills and flammable semen. By purchasing one of these vehicles you are automatically signing a contract with Stalin, George W. Bush, Al-Qaeda, Mao, and the Disney channel saying that you're a jew and you hate ice cream and puppies.
I got about ten feet from the Ford dealership before my powertrain warranty expired and my engine exploded.
作者 incarcerator 2014年2月11日
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): ford-ed; ford-ing
To screw up everything one does with total perfection, completely, on multiple levels, denying responsibility while aggressively pursuing any person, organisation or institution that would suggest otherwise
The candidate forded his job interview, leading to his not getting the job, a response from police, fire, coroner and paramedics, two arrests, and an expense of $106,000.00 to stakeholders.
作者 dcgb 2013年12月03日
F- for
O- old
R- retired
D- drunks
D-driver
R-returns
O-on
F-foot
作者 izthatso 2005年3月05日
Fix Or Repair Daily

i had a friggin Explorer and it broke down literally every 2 weeks
i hated my explorer
作者 CarolinaLegend 2003年9月06日
For Only Retarted Drivers
Here I sit broken hearted... Bought a ford that almost started.
作者 Chevy 2003年6月28日
one hell of a crappy car. known to explode at any given moment-waste of money-gay-get a real car asshole
hey, bitch, nice ford...hahahahahahahaha
作者 milly vanilly 2003年5月15日
Feeble Old Retired Drivers
These are cars that as soon as they are made are ready for the pasture. They are cheaper than the quality GM cars, their company stock value is down and their product proves it.
作者 Joe Coppola 2003年4月22日

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