When a decent looking woman has a shocking amount of excessive cellulite or pock marks on her upper thighs or lower buttocks.
Clarence: Dude, I was about to nail karen last night in my pick-up truck for the first time when I noticed all the hail damage on her ass. It was worse than my Uncle's Volkswagon, and he lives in Colorado too.

Jeb: That's gross man, what did you do?

Clarence: I turned off the cabin light and continued. I'm serious though, it looked like a kettle Corn sleeve full of cottage cheese
作者 SparkyZee 2009年10月27日
Cellulite or pock marks on a womans behind
She looks great but has a lot of hail damage.
作者 JIMBO 2003年10月08日
Celulite on the thighs.
She wasn't bad, but did you see all her hail damage?
作者 ronald 2004年6月05日
Cellulite on a person's body that looks like hail damage.
"Damn! She'd better file a claim for all of that hail damage!'
作者 State Farm Insurance 2005年6月08日
An excessive amount of cellulite on a woman's ass and thighs that resembles a dented hood of a car after a hail storm. The visual is most common to that of a golf ball which is uniformly dented and pock marked. This is frequently seen on women who usually don't exercise and try to cover up the hail damage with tight jeans that barely fit. These women are also referred to as "skinny fat".
I thought she had a good body until she took her pants off. It really looked like she had some serious hail damage on her ass and thighs.
作者 iamlegend76 2012年7月29日
Excessive cellulite usually located in the assand thighs
Ya, she's cute, too bad about the hail damage though.
作者 Inca Hoots 2008年7月26日
noun.

A vagina, that due to its high pussy mileage, has contracted genital worts and/or the herp
I was going to bang this babe but my friend told she had hail damage;

Dude you paid how much for a hooker with a hail damage? Did you at least get a discount?

It is customary to receive a discount when purchasing a pussy with high mileage and hail damage.
作者 not enough discounts 2011年5月02日

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