Top Definition
1. Flaccid penis
2. Not being able to sexually perform due to either performance anxiety, or too much alcohol or drugs.
3. Reaction to something unattractive or uncool
Ex 1.
Guy 1: Did you fuck that girl last night?
Guy 2: I took her home, but I got hajmadilla
Guy 1: I hate when that happens

Ex 2.
That 300 pound girl who won't shut up in my econ class is giving me a hajmadilla
作者 The Haj Monster 2012年10月02日

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