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An absolutely, ginormous, tub of lard on legs. We aren't just talking about your slightly obese English teacher here we're talking about those people whose appearance is more than physically disgusting. Usually at 5 feet tall maybe an inch or two larger and over two hundred pounds of "curves" they are usually seen at Walmart scarfing down food and driving around on scooters made for handicapped people. They love to troll the fresh produce section for random person to call anorexic. Prepare yourself for bad grammar, insults, and "curves" if you ever encounter one.
Dan: Holy shit Paul Hamplanet alert!
Paul: SHIT WHY IS THE WORLD SHAKING.
Hamplanet: YOU CAN'T HANDLE MUH CURVES!
#fat #ugly #obsese #overweight #whore #anorexic #skinny #walmart #hammy #whale
作者 Sparklecunt 2013年4月16日
A serious fatty.
The last thing that hamplanet needs to be doing is going into a MacDonalds.

The new chick they hired in HR is a total hamplanet.
作者 8101Wanker 2016年2月28日
A fat, hungry bitch. They eat pigs, straight from the barnyard.
That Ham Planet ate my most prized pig.
作者 Bully Bitch 2016年5月24日
Yet another "creative" insult for those of us that have any fat whatsoever.
Idiot 1: Why do ham planets always cut themselves? Stupid fatties.

Idiot 2: I was out drinking last night, and the ham planets were all over me, man.
#fatass #chunky #whale #lardass #plumper #tubby #fatso #glutton #porker
作者 Sigh 2013年1月04日
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