Top Definition
A cuter word to say 'have'
I haz cookie.
作者 Naowwzz. 2009年9月22日
An unfunny, overused alternative spelling for "have". Typically used by teens and/or retards who believe it is clever.
Teen: "Can I haz that gun?"
Me: "Sure, lets HAVE you aim for your empty frontal lobe."
作者 Adulty 2011年1月08日
A word generally replacing and tense of have (have, had, has). It can as well be used before any verb or auxiliary verb. It may also be spelled as "has."
I haz a blanket.

I haz a Halo collector's helmet, but my roomate stole it.

He haz a blanket.

I haz can do it!

I haz jumped over the blanket.
作者 Sen4lifE 2010年1月23日
A shortening or nickname of the last name Hazzard
Moo: Where's Haz today?
Some Cow: The r-tard probably slept in again.
作者 ninedone91 2007年9月07日
retort, response to hi, has, what, now, snug
作者 noixz 2009年1月15日
Haz is the nickname for hayley.
Haz is a girl with blonde hair, green eyes and a smacking personality. Haz has no fun without a smle on her face and my god...whjat a figure
Josh: "Oh my god, who the hell is that"
David: "Thats the new hayley girl i was talking to you about"
Josh: "Jesus shes one fine gal"
作者 Mike 2005年4月21日
A game which is to envolve a group of Jamicans rapping around in a circle. Participants are to take their turn and to throw all kinds of insults at each other. Usually, this game is to be played during lunch time to impress young school girls. This game is named after a champion rapper called "Haz" who invented this game to encourage Jamicans to show off thier talents. Unfortunately, he died due to excessive sex practice from all the young girls he got after his rapping games.
Whites: "I wish I could become a Jamican so I can play haz with all the sick kunts!"
作者 keke 2003年4月19日



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