Top Definition
When one masturbates with their left hand because everyone else masturbates with their right.
"Everyone shakes with their right hand, so you can't let your right be soft! That's why I masturbate with my left hand."

"Wait, so you masturbate with your left hand because no one else does?"


"Hipsterbation, bro. Stoppit."
作者 FreeKayTeeKay 2012年2月04日
The act of touching oneself whilst being stimulated by pictures of oversized glasses and ironic tee shirts.
George: Hey, man, where's Theo?
John: Hang on, let me call him.
-phone call-
John: Hey, Theo, where you at?
Theo: -through heavy breathing- Browsing Urban Outfitters online.
-hang up-
George: So what's he doing?
John: Hipsterbating.
作者 KleptoInsomniac 2014年7月07日



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