a food used during early morning sex. when there is only one, you bite, chew, make out, regurgitate into your partners mouth, take another bite, lather, rinse, repeat.
no one knows how they can waffle so early in the morning, they believe the stamina is in the hot pocket
作者 yourmomeatswaffles 2007年4月02日
The act of shitting inside a fold-out couch and then re-closing it, leaving it for an unsuspecting guest. (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "mexican waffle", "trunk muffin")
That drunk guy that slept over last night left us a hot pocket.
作者 Sam F 2005年3月23日
1. The most delicious form of evil. It tastes, looks, and smells good, but you practicly die of burns when you take a bite if you don't wait 5 minutes.
-What happened to your face?! Its all...charred!
-I had hot pockets last night.
作者 Ricky 2004年2月27日
name for a pastry that took after the pop tart. except it is filled with nasty meat. It can only be served 2 ways;
1. Warm outside, frozen inside.
2. boiling lava hot, will destroy your mouth.
usually given to patients suffering from constipation.
Hey Travis, would you like a hot pocket?
NO!
作者 Eric Franz 2007年1月15日
White man who wears a red hat and is an ass hole
Go fuck yourself hot pocket!
作者 Aleksander12 2014年2月15日
When a girl is going down on a guy and his balls start kickin right before he's about to cum, you shove his balls in his anus and yell "HOT POCKET!"
"I'm about to cum..."

(She shoves his ballsac into his anus)

"HOTPOCKET!"
作者 PTSpice 2009年7月06日
When the person you have sleeping over shits in your fold out sleeper couch, doesn't clean it up, and folds the couch back up without telling you.
I'm not friends with Rob anymore.
Why?
He made a hot pocket with my fold out couch.
作者 xJcalx 2010年4月16日
Prison term: two pieces of white bread with mayonnaise smothered in between. The mayo sandwhich is then placed in the microwave to heat it up so it resembles a woman's vagina. It is then fucked.
When I got done with my hot pocket I gave it to mikey. He likes it! Hey Mikey!
作者 berserker256 2003年5月18日

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