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The third most intelligent creature inhabiting planet Earth. Omnivorous by nature, it is designed to eat animals and plants. Some of them, though, eat only plants claiming animal cruelty is bad. This is a lie. They are not humans, but an inferior race called vegans. If you meet one, run away as fast as you can and eat a cow. Humans claim they are more intelligent than dolphins because the animals have not constructed civilizations and advanced culturally, instead they spend their time playing, feeding, and mating. This same concept proves dolphins are more intelligent/
I am a human, I eat animals, I eat vegetables, I was created to destoy earth.
作者 hugo122 2006年8月24日
 
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE U A FUCKING ALIEN TO LOOK THIS SHIT UP HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
human-----ur a douchebag
作者 roflolman12 2010年11月04日
 
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The most badass motherfuckers ever. Capable of medicine, vehicles, advanced structures and spaceflight. But of course, just because we're capable of doing cool shit, doesn't mean it's all good. War, terrorism, and communism are all examples of the negative aspects of mankind.
Humans are seriously cool motherfuckers.
Humans are seriously evil motherfuckers.
Humans are seriously good motherfuckers.
作者 Crown8 2013年9月23日
 
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Most intelligent species on Earth, capable of building machines and going into freaking space.
Dude 1: Humans are crap their destroying the world
Dude 2: yeah and they made the internet, wtf are you doing here using it?

Humanity is superior
作者 Lukaki 2011年10月14日
 
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An overemotional species that can turn whatever you throw at

them into an argument. Even though they are technically the most advanced species, they are also the dumbest. They are selfish and only want whats best for only themselves. Yet they need 1000+ friends on a social networking cite. With the largest brain on earth, they still lack simple problem solving skills as wars define them.
The humans dog didn't run away on accident, he was just tired of them arguing over how much food to put in his bowl
作者 If a bird could talk... 2011年7月28日
 
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The single most boastful and ignorant species on Earth. These creatures are more animal than the other creatures they consider animals. they are not civilized at all. Most think they are the only "intelligent" creatures in the universe.
To sum up they (by they I mean we) are worthless.
George Carlin defines humans "we aren't civilized, no what we are is a semi-civilized species with baseball-caps and automatic weapons."
作者 slaphappyhippos 2010年12月13日
 
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The proven medical condition of believing one is good, open minded, and loving when in all reality it is the opposite.

Humans may express the following symptoms:

Hypocrisy
Illogical Behavior
Arrogance
General lack of knowledge on the world around them
Hate Mongering without knowing
Habitual Lying
Being a dumb ass
Evangelicals: God loves everyone!

Atheist: I'm Atheist

Evangelicals: Your going to hell!

Atheist: I thought God loved everyone?

Evangelicals: That is the mystery of faith.

Atheist: More like the mystery of bullshit.

(NOTE: The example above describes an example in which the individual is acting Human. The word is not actually used. The example was intended to show what acting human is like.)
作者 James Mathew Anderson 2010年5月18日