masturbating while taking a shit
I just took a jack shit
作者 TknucksSucks 2010年11月01日
A poker hand, especially in Texas Hold 'Em, that includes a jack and an unsuited card under 10.
I'm gonna raise you and go all-in even though I have jack shit. Or, Aw, you're bluffin' me, I bet you have jack shit so I call.
作者 stinkygordo 2008年10月07日
when you are taking a shit and getting a handjob at the same time
what'd you do last night?
Jack shit....
Oh that must've sucked...
No... no sucking... just a handjob
作者 jackshit 2008年3月04日
the feces of a jack, i.e. a jackass. By extension, anything worthless or trivial.
You don't know jack shit.
作者 bumpie 2006年1月22日
1. jack rabbit feces.

2. something plentiful and omnipresent, yet nonetheless worthless.

3. nothing, or nothingness
(see jack squat)
"This here jack shit ain't worth jack shit."

Incorrect: "He don't know jack shit."
Correct: "He knows jack shit."
作者 Joe Bone 2005年3月11日
A term to describe someone who has or will inevetible do something stupid
Man, you are such a jack shit!
作者 KROD 2004年12月13日

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