A Joey, is normally a person of little to no importance, with big fish like eyes. Normally a person who prays on little girls whilst touching him self to My Little Pony. He is an inconsiderate pompous dusche nozzle. Who thinks highly of him self. A joey tends to like bad music, and trys to force his shitty music on you. Joeys are prone to insist and bestiality(Probably where the fish eyes come from) A joey also tends to get rejected by girls, then yells at them through facebook.
"Dude, did you hear about rick?"

"No, what happened"

"He was sexing his gold fish when his mother walked in"

"Haha what a joey."
作者 A guy named Joey 2013年9月03日
Slang for chewing tobacco. picture the tobacco as the baby "joey" kangaroo and you are the mother...you set the joey in the pouch between your lip and gums and enjoy its presence.
I need a Joey right now

Wheres my Joey?
作者 Please Use 2010年12月29日
A beginner skier who has no idea how to turn a pair of skis
The man bombing the hill was a Joey
作者 Mt.southington racer 2013年1月28日
Joey is known to being a unique girl like her name. Joey is a girl you'll never find any where else. She is beautiful, smart, and sweet, and innocent looking but despite of her innocent looks pull one wrong move and you'll end up in a hospital. To strangers she may be rude at first but as you go in deeper you'll find there much more than her some what big mouth. She keeps promises and secrets even if it means deathly consiquences (no reallly) and is always there to give out a hand. She's is also known as the "mature" type of person with there moments that they end up acting like a five year old kid. To some people she may seem flawless but like any human she isn't perfect, she has a short fuse and will ask for respect. Not only that but DOES NOT get along with many girls as she says " I don't need to have lying sluts with me I know my brothas will always have my back" No matter what, I know that she'll always be one of the boys<3
Beverly: Ugh did you see Joey today? She's always hanging out with guys! What a slut!
*Beverly gets tapped in the shoulder, turns around*
Joey: You do know I only hang out with guys to get away from bitches like you, right? Oh and next time your gonna talk crap make sure I'm not in a hearing distance.
*Punches Beverly in the face*
作者 honnneybunns 2011年8月05日
An argument specialist who is made of awesome and also win, no matter what the argument a Joey wins by default because they are just that brilliant, some may also consider a Joey to be a troll.
ok ok you win you are such a Joey
作者 TheRapture 2010年12月11日
1. A very unkind man
2. Normally tall

3. Gets very mad easily/ Will sometimes be named a drama queen
4. Just plain mean
Did you hear? He just TOLD her she was ugly.

Wow what a Joey!
作者 qwertyuioppoiuytrewqasdfghjk 2011年12月29日
Usually a boy's name, but occasionally an AWESOME girl's name. The female version would most likely be really hot and super talented. She would also be an expert in the ancient art of Druken Monkey Kung-fu. She would occasionally pass gas in public, but it is ok, she is Joey.
Guy: Dude, what's that smell?
Guy#2: I think that super hot girl just let one rip.
Guy: Really? You think so?
Guy#2: Yeah, but it's ok, she is Joey.
作者 thetruph 2011年3月26日



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