(Rhymes with dose.) The period of time one spends in jail after being found guilty and sentenced. A jail-stay. Passing time. As infinitive verb form, "to jose" means to ride out one's stay in jail. To endure a boring, uncomfortable, or painful situation.
1. "How long is your jose man?" "Only six months, this time."
2. "Damn, this is my fourth jose since my grandmother died."
3. "How's it goin' man?" "Just josin', how's it with you?"
4. "Hey man, how's married life?" "It's like one long jose, with no parole in sight."
作者 vetusvates 2007年11月25日
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The most common name for Mexican males.
Person A:"Jose!"
Millions of people:"Que?"
作者 Schuldig 2006年10月14日
Jose one of the people I could not live without with. Has the most amazing personality ever, beautiful on the outside and inside. Extraordinary in every single way, no one word can sum him up as he is out of this universe. Not even near an angel. Can touch one’s heart so easily, has so much more to him than what meets the eye. His looks are amazing; once you look at his eyes you won’t be able to take your eye off him. One glance could never fulfil your needs. Every little thing he does is so cute even if it’s annoying you can’t be angry at him. I always want to hold his hands; his heart is so warm even though you can’t see it. I love everything about him; from head down to toe is beauty. If I didn’t meet him my life would not be complete, all I need to do is win your heart then I can die happy. Your smile is contagious and your laugh is music to my ears. One of the most important people in my life, think about you all the time. When I’m not talking to you I’m thinking of you, when I am talking to you I want to be with you. Made the biggest impact on my life so far, amazing guy. Could never ask for a better friend, I’ll love you forever even if you don’t feel the same way as me. If you meet someone called Jose -be warned you will want to hold on to him forever. When you lose him it's like you lost everything you ever gained, if you hurt him it hurts yourself much worse.
I think I just lost the best thing in my life,
作者 DisasterDisaster 2010年2月04日
A FUCKING sexy beast WHO EVERYONE luvs and is friends WITH!! And is amazing at soccer!!
He is such a Jose. He has so many friends and is cool and hot. He is also very good at soccer.
作者 jjjjllllssss 2007年3月16日
One of the most amazing men you will ever meet. Once you meet a 'Jose' your outlook on all men will change, your expectation for all men will change. A 'Jose' is unlike any other, and could never be compared, only compared too. Usually has some really gorgeous eyes, lips, and smile. The type of lips you just want to bite on or constantly be kissing. His hands are soft, yet stern, and he knows just how to touch you. His eyes, you will want to gaze into constantly. Jose Is Amazing!
Who's the most amazing man in the world? Jose
作者 MrS. Jose 2012年1月02日
the boy I loved, the boy I lost, and the boy who spoiled it for every other guy I'll ever meet.

he is the standard I hold every guy to.
"he's no jose."
作者 b.grace 2009年1月11日
1. To Jose (verb): not doing shit all semester in law school and successfully cramming at the last minute to get better grades then everyone who's been working all semester.

2. Being Josed (verb): during the course of the semester (see above) to get called out by your professor for not doing work. Especially in the first week of first year of law school.
1. Person 1: "Hey, you studied for the final yet?
Person 2: "Nah, I'm gonna pull a Jose."

2. Person 1: "Hey, you wanna go drinking tonight?"
Person 2: "Nah, I have to study. I got Josed in class today."
作者 TheBeebs 2007年12月15日
a hot Mexican or Central American dude
When girls want to suck cock, they look for a Jose.
作者 monkeymind 2009年8月20日


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