Top Definition
When you cum without touching yourself...
Guy1: Dude that girl was so fucking hot, I Joshed all over myself.

Guy2: I know! Same here man!

Girl overhearing convo: EWWW
作者 TheNoTouchyCummer 2009年10月12日
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When someone makes a ridiculous claim (usually about sports) and a buddy tries to get that person to bet on said ridiculous claim to screw them out of money.
Guy 1: Aaron Rogers is so good! I bet he throws 100 touchdowns this year!
Guy 2: No way! I bet you $100 he doesn't!
Guy 3: Man Guy 1... Guy 2 totally Joshed you!!!
作者 NorsemanMN 2015年1月04日
Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.
man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
作者 SoAn14 2010年12月07日
To be stared at by a ginger. Usually in a creepy way
Grant got joshed in class today

"Daniel joshed my little sister"
作者 Jackhammer300 2014年4月15日
Screwed beyond fixing. A word that describes how screwed a person is.
Wow...fuck your life. You're so joshed <shakes head in disapproval>
作者 $e9a 2009年4月07日
Verb

When another person starts talking about their last partner while getting intimate.
Oh snap, you got joshed bro!
作者 ArchosDome 2010年10月05日
A term specific to the construction idustry that means you were severly shorted material or were sent the wrong material by the estimator that estimated your job.
Hey Ben, it's Tom. Can you check a job for me. I think I fuckin' got joshed again.
作者 The Real Wangsta 2007年4月16日

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