The name one would give their daughter if they knew, in advance that she would be a whorish degenerate loser.
Mother: "Aww honey it's a girl!"
Father: " Yes, and what a whorish degenerate loser one too!"
Mother: "lets name her Kelly then"
Father: "Agreed!"
作者 HateBucket 2010年4月06日
the art of being a complete failure in every aspect of life
wow you are really good at kellying your life
作者 KIKA876 2010年2月08日
1. the office ditz
2. a brunette or redhead that acts like a blonde
1. We have a new sales rep that got tranferred from Utah and Kelly asked him if he spoke Mormon.
2. Vanessa Hudgens, Drew Barrymore, and almost every woman that's been on The View are kellys.
作者 your dog 2008年3月12日
kelly is the name used by a ten cent whore and is most often defined as a fat assed girl dreaming of pumkins not as a coach but as in huge greasy pies that will add to the zits on their face hoping to find a blind man to read the bumps on her face that say "I'm a pig and it's good that you're blind so you can't see how fucking hideous the craters on my fat ass match my face. Really just another whore but cannot supply change for a quarter so she has to settle for being a true slut and charging a dime because she cannot sing at all.
Dude, that decease ridden kelly the ten cent whore , took on the New Orleans Saints for a dollar last nite and let them all have seconds for free as a bonus for being the second rated super bowl winners !!
作者 momma's boy grown all up 2010年2月08日
Slang term for ketamine
let's snort some kelly.
作者 Vostok 2007年10月30日
the art of going in a strop for no apparent reason.
"whats she doing?"
"shes doing a kelly..."
作者 wee dave 2008年5月17日
A temporary boyfriend / girlfriend until your crush comes around. Named after "Kelly Girls", from Kelly Services.
ie.
They won't last, that's his kelly until Miranda is ready to hook up with him
作者 Rod Beatty 2006年11月17日

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